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Jingle My Cock
01:09
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Suck on my, suck on my
Suck on my cock
In a bathroom stall,
would you fondle my balls?
Sucking and stroking until I can find
A place to cum that isn’t on your thighs
In your face, on your tits
Give me a spot
For the love of God don’t you ever dare stop
Sucking and stroking and blowin’ my mind
Promise, I won’t cum in your eyes
What a bright time, it’s the right time
To suck my cock away
Jingle Bell time, it’s the right time
To go fuck in the back of Santa’s sleigh…
Suck on my, suck on my
Suck on my balls
Take a hold of my cock
Even if I came, she never stopped
She’s still sucking my,
She’s still sucking my cock
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Frosty is a C#nt
01:52
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Frosty the Snowman
We hate as much as fucking snow
He makes fun of queers, drinks all our beers
And leave a mess before he goes
Frosty the Snowman
Hangs around the junior high
Whipping out his dick trying to pick up chicks
Or at least wave them good-bye
There must have been some coke
inside that old silk hat they found
How else do you explain some dude
Chasing kids all through the town?
Frosty the Snowman
Is an asshole, yes you’ll see
He will bring you home and before you know
You’ll wake up with an STD
Frosty the Snowman
Made a movie and I need to know
Why the fuck parents let their kids spend the night
With a guy made of fucking snow?
There must have been some PCP
in the water supply to that town
How else do you explain the town
letting this guy hang around?
Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
So he waved good-bye saying don’t you cry
I’ll be back, I’ll be back, I’ll back again someday
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Let Her Blow
02:29
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Well the weather outside is frightful
But Mrs. Claus looks so delightful
There only one thing to ask;
Does she take, take a dick up the ass?
Well she doesn’t show signs of stopping
And I brought some dick for sucking
So turn the lights way down low
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow
When Santa gets back tonight
He’ll hate what I’ve done
His wife spread out on a king-sized bed
Face all covered in Jizzum.
My erection is slowly dying
But Mrs. Claus still wants a fucking
There only one thing to ask;
Will she take, take a dick up the ass?
Now everyone’s here watching
Cause Mrs. Claus is so inviting
There only one thing to ask;
Will she take, my dick up the ass?
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Petit Papa Noël
00:26
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Petit Papa Noël
Quand tu de-
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Please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
Don’t look at me, oh don’t you dare talk back
Please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
Wipe off the jizz crawling on my back
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
From the bottom of my cock
So please wipe my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
I’m lacking dignity, grace and class
So please wipe my ass
oh please wipe my ass
oh please wipe my ass
What’d you expect? You fucked me up the ass!
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
From the bottom of my cock
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Kamakazi Montreal, Québec
Kamakazi is a Montreal-based pop/punk/rock trio / Kamakazi est un trio pop/punk/rock de Montréal
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