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The Naughtiest Kamakazi Christmas

by Kamakazi

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Suck my balls they're nice and salty FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Kiss my dick and don't get lazy FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I don't have time for cunnulingus FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Excuse me m'am would you like some penis? Finger my ass and call me bobby FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Is that your mom? Tell her come and fuck me FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Hey look me in the eyes when your giving me fellatio FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Smile for the camera and my buddy heratio FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I've brought some dick for you it's up in your bum, full of cum I can tell you're nice and juicy FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Don't be shy fucking squirt right on me FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Don't get to loud don't wanna wake the baby FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA Fuck this shit I'm gonna have this orgy FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
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Last Christmas you sucked on some cock But the very next day, you pushed it away This year, the save me from tears I'll shove it somewhere special I'm lying naked across the bed Tonight you promised you'd give me head So tell me baby, why do this to me? Please don't kill the mood I'm so fucking horny Ok fine lets try something else Maybe grab that lube off the shelf Bend over, take it all in strides Deep breath and open wide Last Christmas you sucked on some cock But the very next day, you pushed it away This year, the save me from tears I'll shove it somewhere special Every year just like the snow I leave my dick under the mistletoe And maybe hopefully, you'll come fellate me Well it's been a year so why not surprise me? Nothing like the twinkle in your eyes When you know you're about to be sodomised Oh don't you worry, I won't go crazy Like in the porno I won't go gently Last Christmas you sucked on some cock But the very next day, you pushed it away This year, the save me from tears I'll shove it somewhere special Like your anus
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Dear Santa 01:25
I plan on waiting for jolly Saint-Nick To tell him to his face that I think he's a dick For keeping me out of his yuletide plans I'll stangle the fucker with both of my hands And while he's convulsing and gasping for air I'll stomp on his balls and keep pulling his hair Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas When Ms.Claus will have seen what I've done I'll punch out the bitch, fill her ass full of cum Then when she's crying and asking me why I'll yell "fuck you bitch" and "I hope that you die" Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas Come on everybody Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas Fuck you

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We don't know how we managed to get it done in time for Christmas, but we did. Between finishing our new album (in stores February 2016) and preparing our next tour we managed to desecrate more Christmas classics for your displeasure.

Enjoy.
Merry Christmas.
Nick, Carl and Stevo.

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On a aucune espèce d'idée comment on a réussi à finir cet album à temps pour Noël, mais le voilà. Entre finaliser le nouvel album franco (en magasin février 2016) et préparer la prochaine tournée, nous avons trouvé le moyen de massacrer d’autres classiques de Noël.

Soyez sage et amusez vous bien.
Joyeuse Fêtes
Nick, Carl et Stevo

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released December 19, 2015

Kamakazi is:

Nick Gagnon - Lead Vocals / Guitar
Carl Boucher - Bass / Vocals
Stevo Rock - Drums

Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Kamakazi

Parody Lyrics and Tasteless Sketches Written by Nick Gagnon

Words and music for "Dear Santa" written by Nick Gagnon

Recorded at the last minute before Christmas 2015 in the Batcave.

Label: Slam Disques/Believe Digital
Booking: info@slamdisques.com
Press/Promo: Matt Richards / matt@slamdisques.com or Emma / emma@slamdisques.com

Disclaimer: Explicit Content. All songs are parodies of famous Christmas songs used under “Fair Use”. "Last Christmas" originaly performed by WHAM.

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Album Artwork by Nick Gagnon & Stevo Rock

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Kamakazi is a Montreal-based pop/punk/rock trio / Kamakazi est un trio pop/punk/rock de Montréal

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