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Sleigh bell rings, try to ignore them
It's freezing cold, and I'm shiverin'
It's a horrible sight, I wish I could die
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland
All I see is a blizzard
I miss the sun, the heat, the nice weather
The summer is gone so let's sing along
I fucking hate this winter wonderland
In the meadow we can fight a snowman
Punch him 'till his head will hit the ground
When the kids will yell: "Hey! What the hell man?"
We won't stop the beating 'till he's down
Later on, we'll conspire
An easy way to build a fire
Burn this bitch to the ground, melting snow all around
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland
In the meadow we can fight a snowman
Kick him like I was Jackie Chan
When the cops show up I'll say :
"Whoa man, he's the one who challenged us again"
When it snows it's depressin'
Through my nose mucus is flowin'
Wait inside everyday for the snow the melt away
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland
I fucking hate this winter wonderland
Let's escape this snow, fly to Mexico
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland
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Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse sloping sleigh
Joker's on the go,
laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
On Catwoman and Talia
with Ivy on the side
My Bat was lean and lank
And Alfred left the house
So I took them to the Batcave
Had a foursome on the couch
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
My Batarang, my Batarang
I want you to play with my Batarang
Every single night
Batman's out there fighting crime
Punching bad guys in the face
And all that on his dime
Even if it's Christmas
Bad guys never quit
And Batman's getting fed up
of all their stupid shit
Jingle Bells, Joker smells
Harley laid an egg
Batmobile found a wheel
And Batman saved the day
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You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
He dosen't have a list,
He never checks it twice,
He dosen't give a shit if you're naughty or nice, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake
He watches you as you touch yourself,
So go on just master...
You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
Cause Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Ready to cause you pain
Ready to take a shit under your Christmas tree again
Bells are ringing, children screaming:
"Why's Santa humping the tree?"
I guess he snapped and got fed up
Bringing gifts that we don't need
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Lost and drunk again
He's got a bag that's filled with turds
For boys and girls the same
Hear those sleigh bells ringle-jingle
As he scratches his crotch
So jump in bed and cover your head
Cause Santa just had some scotch
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a really shiny nose
And when I get to see him
All he does is ask for blow
All of the other reindeer
Tell me how he got his fame
Sex, drugs and rock'n rolling
Boozin' like it was a game
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa said : "Enough!"
"Rehab's where you're going, man"
"Until you kick the stuff!"
Oh how the reindeer hate him
That's what they've been telling me
Rudolph the coked-out reindeer
Is the biggest douche in history
Petit papa noël
Passe sa nuit au septième ciel
Avec les pantalons baissés
Les mains pleines de miel pour se caresser.
Les lutins l'ont trouver
A licher les grelots gelés
De son reine préféré
En voulant bien le réchauffer
My nuts are roasting on an open fire
For the love of God
Someone get the hose...
Glory holes -
What comes out isin't mayo
Au party de bureau, on était toute gorlot
On a trop bu de sangria
On a des extraits sur vidéo
Jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
I fucking hate this winter wonderland
Santa is a dick and Rudolph is an asshole
Thanks for listening to our songs
I know we had some fun
We hope to see you at a show
Happy Holidays, Happy New Year!
Merci d'avoir écouté, on s'est bien amusés
On se revoit en tournée
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!
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released December 4, 2013
WARNING: This album contains explicit lyrics
Produced and Mixed by Nick Gagnon and Stevo Rock
Guitar/Vocals by Nick Gagnon
Bass by Nick Gagnon on Carl Boucher's gear (Thanks dude, I owe you beers)
Drums/Vocals by Stevo Rock
Parody Lyrics by Nick Gagnon
*Except "Party de Bureau" Segment by François Perrusse and "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Chorus by The Simpsons*
Label: GKR/SELECT
Booking: Guy Richot - PRESTE -
guy@preste.ca
Press/Promo: Martin Véronneau - LOCAL9 -
martin@local9.ca
Recorded in a Garage, Bunker and Wine Cellar the week of November 11th.
DISCLAIMER: All songs, samples and music are parodies of famous Christmas songs, used under "Fair Use". All Copyrights belong to their respective creators. Album cover image isin't ours, we found it on the net and don't know who to credit.
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