Santa Claus Ain't Coming To Your Town...Oh Wait...Here He Comes

from A Very Naughty Kamakazi Christmas by Kamakazi

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lyrics

You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

He dosen't have a list,
He never checks it twice,
He dosen't give a shit if you're naughty or nice, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake
He watches you as you touch yourself,
So go on just master...

You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
Cause Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Ready to cause you pain
Ready to take a shit under your Christmas tree again

Bells are ringing, children screaming:
"Why's Santa humping the tree?"
I guess he snapped and got fed up
Bringing gifts that we don't need

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Lost and drunk again
He's got a bag that's filled with turds
For boys and girls the same

Hear those sleigh bells ringle-jingle
As he scratches his crotch
So jump in bed and cover your head
Cause Santa just had some scotch

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from A Very Naughty Kamakazi Christmas, released December 4, 2013

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Kamakazi is a Montreal-based pop/punk/rock trio / Kamakazi est un trio pop/punk/rock de Montréal

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