A Naughtier Kamakazi Christmas

by Kamakazi

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It's that time of year again...Kamakazi is back with a brand new Christmas EP! After the sucess of last year's release, they had no choice but to get together and record new parodies of your holiday favorites. "A Naughtier Kamakazi Christmas" is sure to bring the fans lots of yultide cheer! So grab your friends and family, knock back a few cold ones and enjoy the season to be...naughty!

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Entendez-vous le son des cloches et grelots? L'hiver est à nos portes, donc Kamakazi est de retour avec un nouvel EP de Noël! Après le sucess de l'an passé, le groupe n'a pu s'empêcher de retourner en studio pour enregistrer quelques nouvelles parodies de vos chansons de Noël préférées! "A Naughtier Kamakazi Christmas" saura vous garder au chaud durant le temps des fêtes! Donc rassemblez vos amis et la famille, buvez un coup à votre santé et soyez tannant!

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released December 2, 2014

Kamakazi is

Guitar/Vocals: Nick Gagnon
Bass/Vocals: Carl Boucher
Drums/Vocals: Stevo Rock

Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Kamakazi

Parody Lyrics and Tasteless Sketches Written by Nick Gagnon

Recorded at Wayne Manor in the Batcave, One Weekend in October 2014

Label: Slam Disques/Believe Digital
Booking: Elodie Cyr / elodie@slamdisques.com
Press/Promo: Matt Richards / matt@slamdisques.com

Disclaimer: Explicit Content. All songs are parodies of famous Christmas songs used under “Fair Use”.

All Copyrights belong to their respective owners.

Album Artwork by Nick Gagnon

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Kamakazi is a Montreal-based pop/punk/rock trio / Kamakazi est un trio pop/punk/rock de Montréal

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Track Name: Jingle My Cock
Suck on my, suck on my
Suck on my cock
In a bathroom stall,
would you fondle my balls?
Sucking and stroking until I can find
A place to cum that isn’t on your thighs

In your face, on your tits
Give me a spot
For the love of God don’t you ever dare stop
Sucking and stroking and blowin’ my mind
Promise, I won’t cum in your eyes

What a bright time, it’s the right time
To suck my cock away
Jingle Bell time, it’s the right time
To go fuck in the back of Santa’s sleigh…

Suck on my, suck on my
Suck on my balls
Take a hold of my cock
Even if I came, she never stopped
She’s still sucking my,
She’s still sucking my cock
Track Name: Frosty is a C#nt
Frosty the Snowman
We hate as much as fucking snow
He makes fun of queers, drinks all our beers
And leave a mess before he goes

Frosty the Snowman
Hangs around the junior high
Whipping out his dick trying to pick up chicks
Or at least wave them good-bye

There must have been some coke
inside that old silk hat they found
How else do you explain some dude
Chasing kids all through the town?

Frosty the Snowman
Is an asshole, yes you’ll see
He will bring you home and before you know
You’ll wake up with an STD

Frosty the Snowman
Made a movie and I need to know
Why the fuck parents let their kids spend the night
With a guy made of fucking snow?

There must have been some PCP
in the water supply to that town
How else do you explain the town
letting this guy hang around?

Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
So he waved good-bye saying don’t you cry
I’ll be back, I’ll be back, I’ll back again someday
Track Name: Let Her Blow
Well the weather outside is frightful
But Mrs. Claus looks so delightful
There only one thing to ask;
Does she take, take a dick up the ass?

Well she doesn’t show signs of stopping
And I brought some dick for sucking
So turn the lights way down low
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow

When Santa gets back tonight
He’ll hate what I’ve done
His wife spread out on a king-sized bed
Face all covered in Jizzum.

My erection is slowly dying
But Mrs. Claus still wants a fucking
There only one thing to ask;
Will she take, take a dick up the ass?

Now everyone’s here watching
Cause Mrs. Claus is so inviting
There only one thing to ask;
Will she take, my dick up the ass?
Track Name: Petit Papa Noël
Petit Papa Noël
Quand tu de-
Track Name: Feliz Navidad (Now Please Slap My Ass)
Please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
Don’t look at me, oh don’t you dare talk back

Please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
Wipe off the jizz crawling on my back

I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
From the bottom of my cock

So please wipe my ass
oh please slap my ass
oh please slap my ass
I’m lacking dignity, grace and class

So please wipe my ass
oh please wipe my ass
oh please wipe my ass
What’d you expect? You fucked me up the ass!

I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
I fucking wish you a naughty Christmas
From the bottom of my cock