A Very Naughty Kamakazi Christmas

by Kamakazi

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imatechguy I normally don't write reveiws because music is so subjective. However when the air is filled with nauseating X-mas music from Halloween to New Years these four songs just make me smile. Good job guys! Favorite track: I %!$#ing Hate This Winter Wonderland!.


Here is our gift to you -
An album of Kamakazi-ised Christmas classics, for FREE! (or best offer)

While on tour, we took time to go to the studio and record these parody numbers - for the hell of it - to give you something to play at home, work or family parties in hopes of giving you guy a little holiday cheer this year!

Want to give us the best christmas present ever? Pick up a copy of our new album "See What Happens", "Rien à Cacher" or "Tirer Le Meilleur Du Pire" on iTunes or in stores nationwide for youself or as a gift! Why not come to our next show? Your love and support is the best gift you can give :)

So Merry Christmas you filthy animal...
and a Happy New Year!


Voici votre cadeau de Noël -
Un album de Noël à la sauce Kamakazi, GRATUIT! (prix négociable)

C'est durant notre tournée que nous sommes retournés brièvement en studio pour enregistrer ces parodies de chansons classiques de Noël, question de rire un peu et surtout vous gâter pour le temps des fêtes avec quelque chose à faire jouer dans vos partys de bureau et de famille ou tout simplement, dans le confort de votre salon!

Vous aimeriez nous offrir le plus beau des cadeaux de Noël? Procurez-vous une copie de "See What Happens", "Rien à Cacher" ou "Tirer Le Meilleur Du Pire" sur iTunes ou en magasin. Offrez le en cadeau ou mieux encore, offrez-vous le! Pourquoi pas assister à notre prochain spectacle?
Bref, votre amour et support compte beaucoup pour nous!

De la part de Kamakazi -
Joyeux Noël gang de tannant,
et Bonne Année!


released December 4, 2013

WARNING: This album contains explicit lyrics

Produced and Mixed by Nick Gagnon and Stevo Rock
Guitar/Vocals by Nick Gagnon
Bass by Nick Gagnon on Carl Boucher's gear (Thanks dude, I owe you beers)
Drums/Vocals by Stevo Rock
Parody Lyrics by Nick Gagnon
*Except "Party de Bureau" Segment by François Perrusse and "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Chorus by The Simpsons*

Booking: Guy Richot - PRESTE - guy@preste.ca
Press/Promo: Martin Véronneau - LOCAL9 - martin@local9.ca

Recorded in a Garage, Bunker and Wine Cellar the week of November 11th.

DISCLAIMER: All songs, samples and music are parodies of famous Christmas songs, used under "Fair Use". All Copyrights belong to their respective creators. Album cover image isin't ours, we found it on the net and don't know who to credit.




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Track Name: I %!$#ing Hate This Winter Wonderland!
Sleigh bell rings, try to ignore them
It's freezing cold, and I'm shiverin'
It's a horrible sight, I wish I could die
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland

All I see is a blizzard
I miss the sun, the heat, the nice weather
The summer is gone so let's sing along
I fucking hate this winter wonderland

In the meadow we can fight a snowman
Punch him 'till his head will hit the ground
When the kids will yell: "Hey! What the hell man?"
We won't stop the beating 'till he's down

Later on, we'll conspire
An easy way to build a fire
Burn this bitch to the ground, melting snow all around
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland

In the meadow we can fight a snowman
Kick him like I was Jackie Chan
When the cops show up I'll say :
"Whoa man, he's the one who challenged us again"

When it snows it's depressin'
Through my nose mucus is flowin'
Wait inside everyday for the snow the melt away
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland

I fucking hate this winter wonderland

Let's escape this snow, fly to Mexico
Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland
Track Name: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse sloping sleigh
Joker's on the go,
laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
On Catwoman and Talia
with Ivy on the side
My Bat was lean and lank
And Alfred left the house
So I took them to the Batcave
Had a foursome on the couch

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away

My Batarang, my Batarang
I want you to play with my Batarang

Every single night
Batman's out there fighting crime
Punching bad guys in the face
And all that on his dime
Even if it's Christmas
Bad guys never quit
And Batman's getting fed up
of all their stupid shit

Jingle Bells, Joker smells
Harley laid an egg
Batmobile found a wheel
And Batman saved the day
Track Name: Santa Claus Ain't Coming To Your Town...Oh Wait...Here He Comes
You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

He dosen't have a list,
He never checks it twice,
He dosen't give a shit if you're naughty or nice, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake
He watches you as you touch yourself,
So go on just master...

You better watch out,
You're probably gonna cry,
You're probably gonna pout, I'm telling you why, cause
Santa Claus ain't coming to your town
Cause Santa Claus ain't coming to your town

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Ready to cause you pain
Ready to take a shit under your Christmas tree again

Bells are ringing, children screaming:
"Why's Santa humping the tree?"
I guess he snapped and got fed up
Bringing gifts that we don't need

Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Lost and drunk again
He's got a bag that's filled with turds
For boys and girls the same

Hear those sleigh bells ringle-jingle
As he scratches his crotch
So jump in bed and cover your head
Cause Santa just had some scotch
Track Name: Rudolph The Coked-Out Reindeer & Petit Papa Noël's Roasted Nuts
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a really shiny nose
And when I get to see him
All he does is ask for blow

All of the other reindeer
Tell me how he got his fame
Sex, drugs and rock'n rolling
Boozin' like it was a game

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa said : "Enough!"
"Rehab's where you're going, man"
"Until you kick the stuff!"

Oh how the reindeer hate him
That's what they've been telling me
Rudolph the coked-out reindeer
Is the biggest douche in history

Petit papa noël
Passe sa nuit au septième ciel
Avec les pantalons baissés
Les mains pleines de miel pour se caresser.

Les lutins l'ont trouver
A licher les grelots gelés
De son reine préféré
En voulant bien le réchauffer

My nuts are roasting on an open fire
For the love of God
Someone get the hose...

Glory holes -
What comes out isin't mayo

Au party de bureau, on était toute gorlot
On a trop bu de sangria
On a des extraits sur vidéo

Jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
I fucking hate this winter wonderland
Santa is a dick and Rudolph is an asshole

Thanks for listening to our songs
I know we had some fun
We hope to see you at a show
Happy Holidays, Happy New Year!

Merci d'avoir écouté, on s'est bien amusés
On se revoit en tournée
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!